The Emerald Prince

Chapter 50: Playing Dirty

For those of you wondering what Izuku's shit eating grin that reminds everyone of Aizawa looks like... there you have it.

Also please read the disclaimer at the end of this chapter...just... please, I really have no idea what the consequences of writing this chapter might be.

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"Now, I am going to fight every single one of you excepting Yuga, and beat each of you with a dirty tactic. I will make home cooked lunch boxes for the rest of the term for anyone who overcomes the dirty tactic quick enough to defend against the following move. No kicking privates I promise... though that is a brilliant technique."

Izuku gave them a shit eating grin so similar to Aizawa's it made the class shiver in fear as one, and then his gaze slid to Jiro and he beckoned her forward.

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Jirou got dust thrown in her eyes, sightless she was unable to block Izuku's attacks. Defeat.

"I'm showing this, as it is a classic ninja technique. It is perfect when you are trying to escape an opponent you can't beat, or blind them to your next attack. The eyes have huge importance to human survival, which is why you don't even need sand or dirt to do it. Just splaying your hand in front of their face will be enough to make them flinch and blink instinctively."

Ashido had Izuku on the ground when the guy moaned like a first rate porn star, making her pull away a little in surprise, Izuku used the opening to push forward and knock her off balance. Defeat.

"Some techniques will depend on the situation. It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, moaning like that will always throw someone off. Imagine if All Might did that in his next fight, right? Everyone including his opponent would completely freeze from shock."

Shouji was just about to attack when Izuku casually raised a hand, "I've always wondered about your quirk Shouji, can you create multiple genitalia?"
He flushed crimson and subconsciously lowered his guard, disorientated his reaction speed slowed and he was unable to prevent Izuku's kick to the chest. Defeat.
That had the class in complete uproar.

"Saying something, not insulting... but unexpectedly personal can cause a villain to at least pause. When you speak, regardless of what they are doing, your opponent's brain will automatically process what you say and try to make sense of it. If you can get them to reply, you can have a conversation or argument to play for time if you're outnumbered."

Iida was about to attack when Izuku looked past him and screamed. The teen turned instinctively, allowing Izuku to move in, unobserved for the kill. Defeat.

"Misdirection. This works often. Pointing randomly to distract someone while you steal something or escape is an age old tactic, but no villain will ever expect it from a hero in a serious, life threatening fight."

Todoroki got twerked at and froze up at the sight enabling the greenette to break past his guard with ease. Defeat.

"If your opponent's sexual orientation works in your favour, this sort of thing is great. But in this case I was just using Todoroki's general innocence and inexperience against him - like I did with Tenya. Twerking itself is not a good idea in close up combat, but in long distance it is excellent. Even better if you are working in a team, as it will draw the villain's attention briefly to you, whether they like it or not - excellent distraction. Once again think how disarming it would be if All Might did this."