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Stabby:so like why is there like 10 CONDOM WRAPPERS IN THE BATHROOM TRASH CAN

Burnt:idfk, ask the horn dogs

👼🏻💓: Dabi you literally called me just to jac-

Burnt:NOPE

Stabby: dabi why didn't you just like watch henti

👼🏻💓: Wtf is henti

Burnt:... You seriously don't know?

👼🏻💓:No?

Dusty: seriously?
Dusty: I would have thought you've seen it

Burnt: shig I know your not talking- I can hear you watching it

Dusty:... That's not my computer

👼🏻💓:No💙

Burnt:...OH SHIT

Stabby:what?

Dusty: it wasn't henti it was milo

👼🏻💓: TOMURA SHIGIRAKI

Dusty:what?

Stabby: you guys still didn't answer my question... Who used 10 condoms

Burnt:... I would guess it was shig and milo

👼🏻💓: Dabi, you were there too, you fucked me too

2 in 1 shampoo:...... A 3some?

👼🏻💓: Yuh

Dusty: you don't need to tell them

Burnt: yeah

👼🏻💓:Too bad so sad

Burnt: fuck you

👼🏻💓:Ok, anytime you want sweet cheeks

Stabby: Dabi you bottom

Burnt:stfu

Mamagiri: can you all stop talking about your sex life's and sleep


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