Chaos~

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Welcome to your daily dose of Chaos with the lazy author :3

Welp this is a chatfic and I'll probably make more of them. Still Kageyama centered though but there's a twist :)

Yeah I just live for Kageyama appreciation and his "idgaf" side that needs to be alive more often T^T

Also I'm sorry I can't really write funny nicknames because my brain doesn't let me remember them ;-;

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Noya has created a groupchat

Noya has added 10+ people in the groupchat

Noya:
HEY YALL

Tanaka:
BRO

Noya:
BRO

Suga:
And may I ask why this was created?

Noya:
right right. so basicly i made this so we can chat with ofer teams and talk about rendom stuff

Kunimi has left the chat

Osamu has left the chat

Tsukishima has left the chat

Kageyama:
The amount of spelling errors makes me want to commit oxygen deny 😞✋

Kageyama added Kunimi, Osamu, and Tsukishima to the groupchat

Hinata:
WOAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tsukishima:
Too many h's. Omfg can yall just leave me alone

Oikawa:
Yahoo~

Kageyama:
teach me how to serve

Oikawa:
No

Kageyama:
Oi Ushiwaka I can give you Oikawa's address and all his information i got from middle school. Drag him to Shiratorizawa please

Ushiwaka:
ON MY WAY

Oikawa:
TOBIO CHAN YOU TRAITOR

Kageyama:
Teach me how to serve then

Tsukishima:
Nvm lemme stay i'm living for this new side of king

Kageyama:
Of course you peasent

Kuroo:
HEY HEY HEY

Bokuto:
oya oya oya

Kenma:
Please don't tell me....

Akaashi:
Yes.

Daichi:
This is going to be chaotic isn't it-

Kageyama:
Well duh, with Oikawa here

Tsukishima:
Not wrong there 😔

Oikawa:
FCK YOU TOBIO CHAN

Kageyama:
Nah no thanks, you're too brown

Iwaizumi:
Im-

Atsumu:
LOL CANCELED BY YOUR OWN KOUHAI
Also hiiiii Tobio kun 💖

Kageyama:
HEYA SANGWOO! Don't steal my ankles please

Sakusa:
Also, if you plan on killing someone, please keep that bat and your dirty hands at least 10 feet away from me

Tsukishima:
I am not missing this moment to get killed

Suna:
Lmao same

Kenma:
Ah yes

Kita:
I am worried for all of you

Suga:
NOOO MY CHILDREN PLEASE DONT DIE

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And imma end it just like that because I have no idea what else to write.

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