Here we go again!
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Kuroo: I swear we don't have pet names for each other.
Tsukishima: What do bees make?
Kageyama: Honey?
Kuroo: Yes dear?
Tsukishima: Don't you dare lie to my face again.
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Oikawa: C'mon Tobio-Chan, it's Valentine's Day. Wake up!
Kageyama: No, I'm sleepy. Leave me aloneee.
Oikawa: Bruh I even made breakfast! Get up!
Kageyama: Liar. I don't hear the smoke alarms going off.
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Atsumu: *Sneezes*
Kageyama: *Just eating his pork bun*
Atsumu: Wow, not even a bless you? Dang, what a sad life I have.
Kageyama: I don't think someone who looks like Sangwoo deserves to be blessed.
Kageyama: And also, try to use a tissue instead of your sleeve, please.
Osamu: Burn.
Fun fact: Go search up Doma from demon slayer. You'll be surprised at how similar he looks to Atsumu.
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Tsukishima: King, I love you, but what the actual fuck are you doing.
Kageyama: *Casually squeezing toothpaste into a cereal bowl* Multitasking. Brushing my teeth while eating breakfast.
Tsukishima: Okay....actually gimme some of that. I want to put it in my coffee.
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Therapist: So what happened? What brought you here?
Kenma: The usual. My depression, anxiety and I'm worried about my boyfriend's simple mind and how he might be hurt without knowing in the future.
Therapist: And you?
Kageyama: A bus.
Kenma: See?
Therapist: *Adjusts glasses* Understandable, I'll try my best.
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During training camp....
Kageyama: *points to Kita's hand* Hey uh, can I have that?
Kita: *Blushes furiously* Ah, sure.
Kageyama: Thanks *Takes the volleyball from his hand*
Kita, to the mom club: And that's why I should never trust my love for Tobio.
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Haikyuu Headcanons and Drabbles
FanfictionWhile I make my other two stories, this one is just going to be like a little idea outlet, where I can put whatever I feel like putting here. It's kind of Kageyama centered cause the blueberry boi needs to be noticed and he's my favorite character :...
