A collection of scenarios featuring Kageyama and his whole harem because that's what we stan in this household.
Some of these were inspired by others, but anyways, enjoy!
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Atsumu: I DO NOT LIKE KAGEYAMA! I JUST RESPECT HIM!
Osamu: *Falls to the floor, starts fake choking and coughing and sneezing*
Atsumu: Samu you good?
Osamu: I'm allergic to bulls***. The bigger the BS is, the worse my condition gets.
Suna: *Claps*
Atsumu: *Incoherent screaming*
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Kageyama's Harem: *Fighting over who Kageyama likes most*
Kageyama: *Walks into the room, just woke up and is still sleepy*
Oikawa: Tobio-Chan! Who do you like the most?
Kageyama: *Trying to process words in his mind since he's still tired* I like the vending machine because it gave me extra milk boxes once?
Kageyama's Harem: *Furiously competing who can buy Kageyama the most milk boxes*
Daisuke: Pathetic.
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Kindaichi: Holy crap, I think I might like the king.
Kunimi: *Slow clapping* Congratulations. You're officially the last person to know.
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Kageyama: Wait, Kuroo, have you been flirting with me?
Kuroo: GUYS THE HEAVENS HAS RESPONDED TO MY PRAYERS! HE FINALLY FOUND OUT AFTER TWO YEARS!
Kenma: No, he totally hasn't.
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Tsukishima: I hate everyone. Everyone disgusts me to death.
Tsukishima: Unless you're a black haired setter, 180.6 cm, has blueberry eyes, obsessed with milk and volleyball, name starts with Tobio, then hit me up please.
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Hinata: And once again, Kageyama and Hinata save the day.
Tsukishima: You didn't even do anything. It was all Kageyama
Hinata: We're a package deal.
Kageyama's Harem: Excuse me?
Hinata: I-I mean, Kageyama is awesome and he did everything! *Sweats nervously*
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Kageyama: Can I have another pork bun?
Kita: And what did Sugawara say?
Kageyama: He said no and told me to rest.
Kita: So why should I say yes?
Kageyama: Because Kita is higher than Suga on the alphabetical order, therefore he's not the boss of you. *Eyes start sparkling*
Kita: [Internally] Don't fall for it, its a trap. I know he looks so fcking cute but its a trap.
Suna: JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN PORK BUN ALREADY!
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Sakusa: I swear everyone here is dirty.
[Literally everyone in the room just took a shower]
Kageyama: *Walks into the room, just went jogging and is sweating heavily*
Sakusa: Except for you. You're clean and beautiful
Everyone: *Visible confusion*
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Terushima: *To Kageyama* If I cut off my leg and swing it at you, am I hitting you or am I kicking you?
Kageyama: I'd just disown you as my boyfriend.
Terushima: Wait no-
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Sugawara: It doesn't make you gay or straight if you think Kageyama is hot. Trust me, we all think he's hot.
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[Everyone lecturing and annoying Daichi at the captains meeting]
Daichi: Time for my secret weapon.
Daichi: *Brings out Kageyama from who-knows-where*
The Captains: TOBIO KAGEYAMA *Starts coddling him and leaving Daichi alone*
Daichi: Problem solved.
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