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Kageyama:
Do you ever wonder what life would be like without milk?

Tsukishima:
No strawberry shortcakes

Oikawa:
No milkbread

Akaashi:
No milk teas

Osamu:
What a sad world....

Yaku:
Why tf are y'all talking about this-

Kageyama:
So if cows ruled the earth, would they drink human milk?

Kuroo:
Wtf but uh define the kind of milk

Kageyama:
Like the stuff babies get

Suga:
That would make sense

Iwaizumi:
Then if chickens ruled, they would eat human babies?

Tsukishima:
This is the most disturbing yet intriguing conversation

Bokuto:
We get it, you have good vocabulary, no need to flex it TwT

Kageyama:
It's strange how my best and weirdest thoughts come when I'm trying to sleep

Kenma:
Welcome to the world of video games, where we don't think and don't sleep

Kita:
So is this normal?

Atsumu:
Yep!

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Taken from a conversation I had with my friend, don't ask.

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