Haikyuu Headcanons and Drabbles

Angry Blueberry

Blueberry Stans + Extras

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5:07

Sakusa:
I swear to god Atsumu if you blast into the unknown one more time I'm going to throw you into oblivion. 

Atsumu: 
BUT BUT-

Osamu: 
I can already hear his heart shattering into a million pieces

Suna:
Same

Kita:
Have ALL of you guys studied and prepared for your midterms yet?

Hinata:
sooooooo-

Oikawa:
Sorry this is a Kageyama stanning chat hon

Kuroo:
Wow-

Hinata:
I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET-

Oikawa:
Hush

Kageyama:
Hi.

Kita:
Good afternoon Kageyama-kun

Bokuto:
MY STUDENT!

Kuroo:
Hi hiiii

Kageyama:
Shut up you assholes.

Oikawa:
........

Iwaizumi:
Woah there-

Sakusa:
Is everything alright?

Kageyama:
Yeah TOTALLY 🙄

Hinata:
Bakageyama used an emoji *gasps*

Kageyama:
Shut up Shoyo Hinata.

Suga:
He didn't use a nickname-

Tsukishima:
I'm living for this

Kageyama:
Please go back to the oil you were fried in, and make sure to drown yourself well in it you oversized French Fry.

Atsumu:
I think this is obvious, but he's mad

Osamu:
well duh

Akaashi:
So what happened?

Oikawa:
As your best Senpai, I swear to always help you!

Kageyama:
Yeah, you're a GREAT senpai for almost hitting me, abandoning me, not caring for me for like two years, then coming back to me and nearly destroying my happiness at karasuno. I owe ya ✌

Oikawa:
ThAT WA S AN ACCIDENT-

Iwaizumi:
Doesn't seem like it-

Kuroo:
Petition to kick Oikawa out of this gc?

Sakusa:
Signed

Suna:
Signed

Kenma:
Kindaichi did it. I checked his phone.

Kindaichi:
SNITCH

Kageyama:
Thank you Kozume-Senpai! Ilysm 💖

Kenma:
Tobio kun.....You're so cute

Bokuto:
Bet you 10k that he's having a blush fest rn

Kuroo:
Y E S

Yamaguchi:
Can someone explain to me why I saw Kageyama looking ready to murder someone?

Suga:
I'm going to pretend I can't read-

Kunimi:
lol onion ur on your own

Akaashi:
Kageyama, can I take care of him, or would you prefer to do it?

Kageyama:
Ah Keiji, can you spare his extra parts though? I want them?

Akaashi:
Of course.

Kuroo:
excuse me WTAF

Bokuto:
KAGEYAMA ARE YOU OK

Oikawa:
KAGEYAMA ISTG

Kindaichi:
OKAY FINE Y'KNOW WHAT? MEET ME AT MACY'S PARKING LOT IN 10 MIN 

Kageyama:
OH YOURE ON

Kageyama and Kindaichi are offline

Tsukishima:
LOL Aight I'm there I'm gonna film it

Iwaizumi:
I'm here too I see ya

Kenma:
I see the both of you lol im gonna stream this

Sakusa:
I'll send some bleach over to remove evidence

Kita:
All of you are missing the real point. What happened?

Kunimi:
UHH WELLL OIKAWAIJKAS HELPASI AOSAOSPA{

Oikawa:
Nah i need an explanation

Akaashi:
They stole Kageyama's study papers and drew milk cartons all over them

Suga:
NVM HOPE YALL SURVIVE

Kita:
I shall head to my studies then. Please alert me when the fight is finished.

Bokuto:
YALL AKAASHI HAS A KNIFE

Kuroo:
AYYYYYYYY TAKE HIM OUT BOI

Atsumu:
SANGWOO HIM

Osamu:
Isn't that your job?

Suna:
Twin rival drama

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Kageyama:
WEAK 
WEAK AS HELL

Iwaizumi:
YOU LITERALLY DRAGGED HIM OMFG THAT WAS GOLD

Tsukishima:
THAT WAS PERFECTION IN ITS FINEST 

Yamaguchi:
I'm just gonna *poof*

Hinata:
WHAT HAPPENED-

Kenma:
Shoyo, next time you try to pick a real fight with Kageyama, text me so I can call an ambulance for you

Akaashi:
The video has 1 million views already wow-

Kita:
Good job Kageyama. May I please see the link?

Kenma:
*Inserts link*

Kuroo:
LOL KAGEYAMA JUST THREW HIM

Bokuto:
OMG OMG OMG DID HE JUST KICK HIM ACROSS THE PARKING METER

Atsumu:
DUDE tHE PEOPLE WATCHING THAT JUST CLAPPED

Kindaichi:
Help-

Kageyama:
Shut up dead people don't get to talk :D

Kunimi:
Ok so-

Akaashi:
Found you.

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:) I'm so innocent