PRETTY SETTERS SQUAD Pt. 2

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I swear I wasn't watching Kageyama serving while writing this.

Okay I was.

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Awesome Peeps

1:34

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Kenma:
Ever wonder what a virus sounds like?

Kageyama:
*Flight of the bumblebee intensifies*

Suga:
Sacrilegious.

(If you get this reference let me hug you please and thx)

Shirabu: 
True, Atsumu is the perfect example of a virus.

Atsumu:
BRUH STOP BULLYING ME

Oikawa:
Yeah stop bullying my fellow setter!

Akaashi:
How about you guys stop talking at ungodly hours? Thank you.

Semi:
How about you guys stop using proper grammar 

Kageyama:
This just reminds me of the time when I went to the store with Kuroo and pointed at the fried chicken and saying "Is that your ex"

Suga:
Oh now I know why Kuroo's tanned thank you for the information :)

Kenma:
YOU DID NOT 

Akaashi:
I-

Oikawa:
I raised you well

Kageyama:
No Shirabu taught me 

Shirabu:

You're always welcome to ask for more lessons.

Atsumu:
PLEASE DONT KEEP YOUR LOVELY PURE SELF 

Kenma:
i get scared when someone uses periods like it makes them feel like an axe murderer

Kageyama:
sooo......shirabu is an axe murderer?

Shirabu:
The disrespect.

Suga:
STAY 🤺AWAY🤺FROM🤺MY🤺CHILD🤺

Akaashi:
I aspire to be like Suga
Get someone who can switch personalities the second they feel their child being threatened

Kenma:
Akaashi no pls dont 

Atsumu:

im already getting chills imagining Akaashi holding a knife and going "do not touch my child i will murder you"

Oikawa:
That image will now be forever ingrained in my mind

Akaashi:
I mean I slapped Hinata for my child 

Kageyama:
thank you keiji-san

Oikawa:

Tobio chan just how many parental units do you have?

Kenma:
imagine so many people caring for you

Kageyama:
uhhh i dont know ;-;

Atsumu:
sToP fLexInG oN uS

Semi:
iKr iTs so DisRepecTful

Suga:
tut tut jealously is not good children

Kenma:

we have the right to be jealous 

Oikawa:

Well i'm obviously a mother figure to kageyama

Atsumu:
kawa no

Kageyama:
I remember Iwaizumi, Suga, Kita, Shirabu sometimes, Akaashi, Ushijima often treats my injuries, Kuroo when he's mature and the same for bokuto. There's daichi and moniwa too.

Suga:
nvm im jealous too

Semi:
I- USHIJIMA?

Atsumu:

KITA?

Oikawa:
IWA CHAN?

Shirabu:
I am his personal sarcasm teacher go be jealous

Kenma:
Bruh Kageyama you're making my self esteem levels go deeper than my depression ;-;

Kageyama:
*confusion*

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