You guys wanted another part.
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Oikawa: *Closes a monthly vogue magazine* If Tobio-Chan were on these covers, then they would definitely gain more subscribers.
Random Vogue Working Dude: Let's try it then. *Snaps a photo of Kags and pastes it on the front cover*
Subscribers: *Going through the roof*
Kageyama's Harem: TOBIO YOU WERE A MODEL AND NEVER TOLD US?
Kageyama: wtf-
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[At Aoba Johsai]
Student: Did you hear about the new club at school?
Another Student: Yeah, apparently there's a bunch of these clubs opening up in different schools.
ANOTHER Student: What's it called?
Another another student: Worship Kageyama Tobio or something.
Oikawa: AND YOU BETTER DO IT OR I'LL STEAL YOUR FREAKING KNEECAPS!
(A/n: I would join that club.)
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Sugawara: *Packing snacks for his fellow teammates* I'm a very fair vice captain.
Also Sugawara: *Sneaks in extra snacks in Kageyama's portion*
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[Miwa loses her brother at Sankanoshita Market (idk how just go with it)]
Miwa: Have you seen my brother?
Miwa: He has blue eyes, cute, kinda tall, and black hair.
Miwa: Clearly gay too but we haven't had the talk.
Ukai: Okay.......
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Atsumu: Goddammit Kageyama, Sakusa said I was beautiful and confessed and I said "Cool". Oh my god, save me.
Kageyama: *Doesn't look up from phone* You know what I said to Osamu when he confessed to me?
Atsumu: What did you do?
Kageyama: *Closes phone, looks Atsumu dead in the eyes* I thanked him.
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Kuroo: Daishou, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, please get out of my life.
Daishou: I'll leave Kageyama alone for a week.
Kuroo: We're besties now. No complaints.
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Kenma: Akaashi, what happens when you start seeing hallucinations?
Akaashi: Depends. What's going on?
Kenma: *Staring at the doorway* I'm seeing an angel walking into the gym, holding a volleyball, hair and eyes on fleek, and I can't keep my eyes off of him.
Akaashi: *Turns around* Honestly, it's blinding.
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Tsukishima: Kageyama, I'm sorry for my rudeness towards you. I love you, and I promise I'll never be mean to you again. Never, ever, again. You mean everything to me.
Kageyama: Okay, what did you do?
Tsukishima:
Tsukishima: I may or may not have almost killed Noya for being annoying and I think the cops are onto me for attempted murder.
Kageyama: Nah you're going in jail again.
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Shirabu: YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Tendou: I HAVE MY RIGHTS
Semi: No, just no. Please, god no.
Ushijima: *Walks into the room* What's going on?
Shirabu: Tendou's trying to steal Kageyama from Karasuno.
Semi: Please stop him.
Ushijima: Why didn't you tell me? I'd gladly help you. My car is ready.
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Noya: Hinata, Tanaka, are you ready?
Tanaka: NO.
Hinata: I-I'm going to write my will first.
Noya: I'll buy a coffin first.
Tanaka: But seriously, how do we tell him entire harem that we accidentally scratched him with a tree branch?
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Haikyuu Headcanons and Drabbles
FanfictionWhile I make my other two stories, this one is just going to be like a little idea outlet, where I can put whatever I feel like putting here. It's kind of Kageyama centered cause the blueberry boi needs to be noticed and he's my favorite character :...
