If you ever get a blueberry child who looks something like this:
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Here's a set of instructions on how to train him :D
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1. Feed him
- Make sure he gets his daily dose of milk every day. About 5 cartons a day should be enough.
- His favorite food is Pork Curry with an Egg on top. Do not spoil him with it though, even if the temptation is high.
- Get him meat buns at least three times a week. They refuel his energy quickly.
- In between, give him tasty and healthy meals :3
- Don't forget the Onigiri!
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2. Sleep
- Make sure the child gets enough sleep. If he crashes, don't wake him up unless you have to. Let the boy have his rest.
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3. Exercise
- Lil' blueberry boy loves to exercise. Especially playing a sport called volleyball. Give him time to do this or he gets grumpy :(
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4. Attention
- WARNING: He is VERY clingy if he gets close to you. I wouldn't have a problem with it though, but be sure to give him some form of attention :D
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5. If he gets a harem, support it.
- It's EXTREMELY likely he's going to get one, so don't be surprised when he does. Support him with all your heart, and protect him, mkay?
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