Awesome Peeps
10:44 PM
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Akaashi:
Guys. I have a serious announcement.
Suga:
Is everything okay?
Kenma:
huh
Oikawa:
What is it
Akaashi:
Atsumu, stop flirting with Kageyama because Kuroo actually went to get his lab supplies
Atsumu is online
Kageyama is online
Atsumu:
fineeeeee
Kageyama:
He was flirting with me?
Suga:
That moment when you realize how fcking pure your child is
Kenma:
Protect him
Oikawa:
Nah I technically ruined his innocence
Akaashi:
......BRO
Shirabu:
IF AKAASHI STARTS TALKING LIKE BOKUTO YA KNOW YOU MESSED UP
Suga:
I dont know whether to laugh or to protect
Kageyama:
Ohh yeahhh
Atsumu:
KAWA NO WHY DID YOU RUIN HIS INNOCENCE
Oikawa:
IM SORRY BUT I NEEDED TO
Shirabu:
WHY DID YOU NEED TO
Oikawa:
I COULDN'T STAND HAVING A JUNIOR THAT THOUGHT KISSES WERE HIGH-FIVES TO THE FACE
Kenma:
ER%T^Y&U*I(OP{:Q"A?
Suga:
MY CHILD IM-
Kageyama:
But they kinda are?
Semi:
Someone. Help.
Akaashi:
Im having an aneurysm
Atsumu:
all the more reason to steal him because he's so pure ☺
Suga:
Okay but to what extent did you teach him
Oikawa:
MOVING ON
Kageyama:
he taught me some stuff but i still don't understand
Kenma:
dw kuroo will help you
Akaashi:
Oikawa you're out of the Tobio's Parental Unit Squad
Oikawa:
WHAT
Kageyama:
NO!!
Semi:
Why do you not want him out
Suga:
Yeah why? You need to stay innocent!
Kageyama:
BECAUSE I STILL NEED OIKAWA FOR HIS INFORMATION TO SEND TO USHIJIMA FOR MILK BOXES
Suga:
Approved 😊
Oikawa:
YOUVE BEEN DOING WHAT
Kenma:
pog
Atsumu:
I CANT WITH YOU
Akaashi:
Well done
Shirabu:
I have taught you well
Kageyama:
milk boxes over anything oikawa better learn that :D
EXCEPT FOR KUROO
Kuroo:
Yes yes :D
Kenma:
How tf are you here
Kuroo:
Yall added me without kicking me out so i'm staying
Akaashi has kicked Kuroo out of the chat.
Suga:
Savage
Semi:
i suddenly thought of tiktok
Atsumu:
"Classy, Bougie, Ratchet"
Oikawa:
"Acting stupid, what's happening?"
Kenma:
Yall have tiktok?
(A/n: I actually don't so I asked my friend)
Kageyama:
yep! Suga let me have it, but not twitter
Shirabu:
Someone get me a mom like suga pls
Suga:
im legit the mother of all mothers
Atsumu:
don't you just hate it when your mom compares you to other people tho
Kenma:
And when you argue with them about school they just say "Ok so I guess you'll work at McDonalds then" or whatever
Semi:
And when you ask why they say stop giving me the attitude or some crap
Kageyama:
Imagine having a mom
Oikawa:
BRUH WHAT AM I?
Kageyama:
A human?
Suga:
What am I?
Kageyama:
My mom!
Oikawa:
.......
*incoherent crying and screaming*
Akaashi:
How did we go from talking about how innocent Kageyama is to milkboxes to tiktok to moms
Kenma:
You should know by now
Akaashi:
*sighs*
Atsumu:
AY PANINI
Akaashi:
STFU
Atsumu:
....
Kenma:
Oh good, I was about to think Akaashi was superhuman for being able to keep up with our crap
Suga:
same
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