My mother told me-

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Hinata: My mom told me if I ate too many tangerines, I would turn into one.

Kageyama: Dumbass how many tangerines did you eat?

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Daichi: My mother once told me that if I meet someone with gray hair I should show great respect.

Sugawara: Damn right you should.

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Tanaka: My mom once told me bald-headed people are always the most manly.

Noya: No! It worsens your chances to get with Kiyoko!

Tanaka: Heart ♥ been broke 💔so many times-

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Asahi: My mom once told me to praise the lord forever.

Noya: Yes, praise yourself you beautiful man.

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Kageyama: Wait, so following Hinata's logic, if I ate star volleyball players would I be one myself?

Oikawa: If I ate the people who went to nationals would I go to nationals too?

Osamu: If Atsumu didn't eat so many bees would be not look like Berry Bee Benson?

Atsumu: STAP EXPOSING MEH

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I received a question the other day, asking who I ship the most.

Answer:

Kageyama and his entire harem :D

Okay, but if I had to choose, I'd say Tsukikage. 

I dunno why they're just cool.

Please don't spread hate of any sorts, thanks!

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