Haikyuu Headcanons and Drabbles

Karma :)

Do It For the Blueberry Groupchat

9:52 PM

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Atsumu:
Yeah so uh......I nearly got hit by a car :D

Oikawa:
OMG ARE YOU OKAY?

Sakusa:
Lol send a pic 

Atsumu: 
RUDE

Osamu:
He do be right tho-

Tsukishima:
Some people are trying to do hw here, can yall not

Iwaizumi:
Istg imma break my pencil :D

Kageyama is online

Kageyama: 
Hey!

Bokuto:
HEY HEY HEY

Kuroo:
Hiya!

Oikawa:
TOBIO CHANNN

Atsumu:
TOBIO KUN

Kita (cause this dude is underrated):
Hello Kageyama

Kenma:
Hi kageyama

Akashi:
Hello Kageyama

Tsukishima:
Eyo king

(Continue the rundown with Iwaizumi, Sakusa, Osamu, Ushijima, Yaku, and Suga cause I'm way too lazy to do all of them rn :D)

Kageyama:
Mkay hi hi
Im gonna introduce you guys to someone

Kageyama has added Karma to the chat
(Karma is awesome oki  :D)

Karma:
Oh look what we have here~

Kuroo:
This guy gives me ✨scary vibes✨

Oikawa:
And who might you be?

Karma:
Just a friend of Kagi

Atsumu:
Hold up-

Osamu:
Kagi?

Suna:
Twin telepathy

Suga:
Back to the real question. Kagi? Excuse me? I don't know you but you better have an explanation

Karma:
omg you didn't tell me you had a harem? I'm hurt 😥

Kageyama:
I'm sorryyy 🥺

Kenma:
He uses emojis with Karma-

Atsumu:
Mthrfcker better answer our question or imma sangwoo

Karma:
oh no my precious kneecaps 😫🤚

Tsukishima:
PFTTTTT THIS DUDE 

Oikawa:
Hey! 

Akaashi:
Kageyama, please explain who this person is. 

Kageyama:
Lol no Karma introduce yourself

Yaku:
I-

Karma:
Heyo I'm Karma Akabane, student at Kunuigaoka high and Kageyama's friend :D

Sakusa:
THE AKABANES?

Karma:
Yuh

Iwaizumi:
Kunuigigaoka?

Karma:
I'm not repeating myself

Tsukishima:
I love this dude's attitude friend me

Karma:
If you're down for some pranks definitely :D

Tsukishima:
Heck ya

Kageyama:
So what are all of you doing rn?

Oikawa:
Well, I was busy prepping myself for the practice game tmr

Karma:
Oh yea yall are volleyball players or smthing

Tsukishima:
Yeah, sadly

Kageyama:
Wow-

Karma:
Just cleaning out the trash. I got like, 3 bodies lying on the floor of my room rn and the ambulance at the door so likeeeeee

Suga:
I'm sorry WHAT-

Kita:
Please tell me you are joking

Kuroo:
bodies-

Sakusa:
Ew-

Kageyama:
lol who is it this time

Osamu:
"this time"

Tsukishima:
*Munches on popcorn*

Karma:
Just some jerks from class a ;)

Suga:
JASKL:ASIK:AS THE WINK

Ushijima:
Ahem-

Tsukishima:
Uhhhh

Kageyama:
were they easy ;)

Osamu:
I-

Kita:
I-

Karma:
Of course :D

Oikawa:
OK HOLD UP

Iwaizumi:
Seriously Kageyama-

Kageyama:
PFTTT wat-

Kenma:
I'm just going to point out he's talking differently

Akaashi:
Really, he is

Karma:
*Dramatic gasps* you've been influenced by me

Kageyama:
hehe
Now can we pls get the strawberry milk you mentioned

Karma:
Yeah sure :P

Everyone else:
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SORRY I NEEDED TO WRITE SOMETHING AND THIS CAME TO MIND ;-;