Haikyuu Headcanons and Drabbles

PRETTY SETTER SQUAD PT.4

Sorry, but the pretty setter squad is my comfort writing. It's just fun.

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Awesome Peeps

12:33 AM

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Kenma:
so Akaashi and I went on a date the other day

Semi:
SLOW DOWN

Suga:
You guys are what-

Kageyama:
You didn't know?

Oikawa:
How did you!?

Akaashi:
He was the one who encouraged me to do so

Atsumu:
God he's grown up so much....

Suga:
So is that why you asked to borrow him? HMMM

Kenma:
He's in one piece at least

Kageyama:
the dumbness reminds me of how I bleached my hair once by accident

Kageyama has deleted one message

Suga:
I SAW THAT

Atsumu:
SEND IMAGE I WANNA SEE

Shirabu:
Ever feel like shredding the chicken skins of your teammates and burning them to feed it back
Yeah that's me rn

Kageyama:
your teammates are chickens?

Oikawa:
WHY IS THAT WHAT YOURE FOCUSED ON

Akaashi:
And they've completely forgotten about Kageyama bleaching his hair by accident

Atsumu:
BRO HE JUST SAID HE WANTED TO LEGIT POISON THEM

Shirabu:
Not poison, stomachache and death

Kageyama:
Why are the people of the salty gang so violent
I swear I was talking to Tsukishima yesterday and he said he wanted to drown Hinata for absolutely no reason at all

Atsumu:
They're called the salty gang for a reason

Suga:
Always salty, never sweet

Kenma:
Don't get a member of the Salty gang as your boyfriend

Semi:
Should've told me first, now I suffer

Shirabu:
suck it up

Akaashi:
Actually, Shirabu, become my teacher. I need something to use against Bokuto and Kuroo

Kageyama:
Bokuto? Idc. Kuroo? Leave him the fuck alone or I'm serving to your head

Oikawa:
Bruh one Iwaizumi is enough pls

Semi:
He's your son so it makes sense

Suga:
Thank god he doesn't have Oikawa diva persona

Oikawa:
HE AINT MY SON

Atsumu:
Hate to break it to you but he is

Kageyama:
I thought Suga was my mom?

Suga:
Nah I just came to give you a better life lol

Akaashi:
Found it

Shirabu:
Thank god Suga raised him

Oikawa:
BISH

Atsumu:
I want a Tobio as my son tooo

Kageyama:
I'm limited edition should've got me when you could 😌

Kenma:
Okay but I was browsing the internet and now I wanna buy the piccolo to play at 3 am so my neighbors will finally stfu

Suga:
No pls don't Tanaka did that and my ears were dying

Semi:
Can you lose hearing? Great because now I won't have to head tendo scream his song

Kenma:
I'll move next to you and do that

Shirabu:
Don't steal my job

Kageyama:
Shirabu you should do what Tsukishima does. Go on ever volleyball video on YouTube and comment "dang those blocks are worse than hitlers reputation "

Akaashi:
He does that?
Wait I'm going to check

Atsumu:
HE ACTUALLY DOES BYE

Shirabu:
brb

Suga:
YouTube is going to come for you lol

Oikawa:
HE COMMENTED THAT ON AOBA JOHSAI VS SHIRATORIZAWA TAKE THAT USHIJIMA

Kageyama:
Just for the record I'm still giving him info on you for milk boxes

Suga:
aight child you've been hanging out with Tsukishima too much
I'm coming to your house now

Kageyama:
ITS MIDNIGHT DONT YOU DARE

Akaashi:
do it

Oikawa:
do it

Kenma:
if you can record and send me it

Atsumu:
lmao I'm not saving you

Shirabu:
b l a c k m a i l

Kageyama:
UNLOYAL PEOPLE