Featuring Todoroki Harem cause why tf not-
Swearing :)
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Class 1-A Totally Not Going Insane
10:55
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Todoroki:
KAGS I SWEAR TO MTHERFCKING HELL I WILL BEAT THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF YOU BISH! DO NOT TEST ME YOU DAMMED OVERGROWN BLUEBERRY A** IM BURNING YOUR HOUSE RN
Kirishima:
What the actual heck that's not very manly
Iida:
Did Todoroki just swear
Bakugo:
Icy hot wtf
Momo:
Fess up now please
Denki:
OKAY ILL STOP BLASTING BABY SHARK AT 1AM JUST SPARE ME
Todoroki:
Oh that was you
Wrong chat lmao
Izuku:
Uh Todoroki you good
Bakugo:
ICYHOT REALLY YOURE TALKING DIFFERENT
Uraraka:
Please tell us what's going on
Todoroki:
Screw this I'm adding him in
Also since when am I fine
Tsuyu:
Who now?
Todoroki has added Kageyama to the chat
Kageyama:
What the quackity quack
Ohhhhhhh I seeeee
Todoroki:
Human mutated blueberry
Kageyama:
Half n half
Bakugo:
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Todoroki:
Dude it's in his fucking name can you read?
Izuku:
Hold up
Mina:
I, for once, am speechless
Denki:
Thank god
Kirishima:
Bakubro
Kageyama:
Must be like me
Zero language skills and shit at communication
Todoroki:
Yeah except he's blind
*blond
Tsuyu:
BLIND
Denki:
STOP MY INSIDES HURT
Iida:
But can we actually have a proper introduction?
Kageyama:
Kageyama Tobio, volleyball player and I like milk
That enough?
Todoroki:
Congrats on proper grammar
Kageyama:
Ik my hands hurttttt
Mina:
New side of Todoroki but I like it
Also what's your quirk
Todoroki:
He doesn't have one
Bakugo:
QUIRKLESS? HUH
Todoroki:
Shut up or no cuddles
That goes for all of you 🙃
Everyone else:
..... fine
Izuku:
That's okay!
Kageyama:
No cuddles, best way to threaten someone lol
Don't worry been there done that
Izuku:
So uh how do you two know each other?
Todoroki:
Antisocial people attract antisocial people
Why do you think I'm dating all of you
Kirishima:
I can't tell if he just roasted us or complimented us
Denki:
Most likely the first one
Kageyama:
Istg kuroos spamming me
I'm going to serve at his head if he doesn't shut up 🏌️
Todoroki:
Ayoooo if you need extra money fir the hospital just call me
Dad's credit card is always valid
Momo:
Todoroki! This isn't good behavior!
Iida:
You can't be this rash
Kageyama:
He's a high schooler for gods sake
Bakugo:
He's not wrong
Kirishima:
Bakubro what's with the change of heart
Bakugo:
CAUSE I WANTED TO NOW SHUT UP
Todoroki:
Kags 2.0
Kageyama:
Yo let's be friends
Bakugo:
HAAH? WHY WOULD I DO THAT
Denki:
Idc he seems weird
Kirishima:
Nah he seems cool enough, besides, he's Todo's friend
Momo:
I'd appreciate if you cut down on the swearing though
Kageyama:
No promises
Abuse your harem powers Todorokiiiii
Todoroki:
😭
Mina:
I love this dude lmaoooo
Kageyama:
SHIT KUROO DONT BREAK INTO MY HOUSE GDI
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