Haikyuu Headcanons and Drabbles

Todoroki, Kageyama, Giyuu, and Ray

Don't kill me but I think Todoroki needs a harem.

KK ON TO THE ACTUAL THING-

Also I won't be able to fit in all of the characters because it's four different universes so I'm only going to put in the major characters :p

Sorry ;-;

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Chaos

8:47

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Kageyama added 10+ People

Giyuu:
I have never been in a group chat with so many people

Shinobu:
And yet you say you have friends.

Giyuu:
Why must you bully me

Noya:
OMFG WTF WHO ARE YIY PEOPLE I DEMAND ANSWERS

Todoroki:
Oh hi someone who types worse then denki

Denki:
broooo

Ray:
Oh ye btw giyuu thx for exterminating those demons

Giyuu:
It's my job so don't thank me.

Oikawa:
YOUR JOB IS EXTERMINATING DEMONS? DTAY AWAY FROM MY TOBIO CHAN SHOO SHOO

Suga:
🔪

Todoroki:
So this is what you meant Tobio.

Atsumu:
Tobio????? Sir step the fck away

Kageyama:
Yeah I have to deal with these chaotic peeps everyday sad 😔

Ray:
Come to the dark side we have cookies

Norman:
And demons

Giyuu:
And blood

Todoroki:
And shaved ice

Kageyama:
Sold

Ray:
Pack your bags I'm picking you up in 10

Tsukishima:
Woah woah

Sakusa:
Where tf is my bleach

Bakugo:
AHHHHH WTF IS THIS AND WHY IS ICYHOT HERE

Giyuu:
Oh hello Pomeranian and Rengoku love child

Rengoku:
BRO WHAT

Bakugo:
Stop hanging out with icyhot dammit

Kageyama:
He ain't wrong tho

Norman:
I see it

Ray:
Ohhhh yeahhh

Bakugo:
AHSHSJSJSIWOWKAKVDBXNAJWUWIOQPPSHXJALLA

Osamu:
So we're going to ignore how there's people literally ready to abduct Kags

Giyuu:
No we're bringing him to a better world

Todoroki:
I have taught you well

Tanjiro:
Bruh

Kageyama:
Kuroo I have found your long lost son

Ray:
Bye.

Emma:
He knows who he is

Kuroo:
COME BACK MY CHILD

Giyuu:
Someone explain why there's a gray haired guy sitting right behind me with a knife

Kageyama:
Lol have fun

Todoroki:
Just freeze him or some crap. I did that with the brunette

Iwaizumi:
OIKAWA BAHAGSGhjkkoiJSJEUEKAK

Norman:
So that explains the burnt body of a berry bee looking prototype in our basement

Ray:
See? I told you that you're going to get your answers

Kageyama:
Thanks. Also I'm ready we going yet?

Bokuto:
NO GIVE MY STUDENT BACK

Hinata:
But I thought I was your student-

Akaashi:
Shut up, anyways, Kageyama here's your lunchbox and your milkboxes.

Todoroki:
Oh is that a sane person I see

Akaashi:
If he's harmed I will not hesitate to cut off your limbs, grind them in a blender, and make you drink it.

Todoroki:
Nvm

Kenma:
Pog

Ray:
Is there a sane person in your harem or no-

Kageyama:
Don't even ask

Tanaka:
Because they're crazy in love~

Kuroo:
Shhhh don't expose us

Ray:
I'm disappointed in my dad

Yaku:
As you should be

Giyuu:
Get in the car before I drive off without you

Daichi:
Wait where's suga

Noya:
Oh shit

Kageyama:
Country roads~

Todoroki:
Take me home~

Yamaguchi:
Pog

Ray:
I'm not even going to question why there's a carcass in your backseat but LETS GOOOOO

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Don't ask me if Suga, Oikawa, and Atsumu are okay. They totally are.