Yep.
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Kageyama: *Literally humming tunes to any song that isn't mainstream*
Atsumu: See? My boyfriend's freaking cultured, unlike you rats.
Osamu: Don't kill him don't kill him don't kill him.
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Kageyama: Bokuto-san, could you give me advice on spiking and serving?
Bokuto: *shocked that someone asked him for advice* OKAY!
A few moments later.....
Kageyama: Bokuto-san! That was really helpful! Thank you so much!
Bokuto: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY LISTENED-
[And thus, from that day on, Bokuto is now a proud parent of Kageyama.]
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Kenma: I have problems. I feel terrible.
Kuroo: Don't worry, I have more problems.
Kuroo: Like Kageyama clinging onto me on Saturday mornings.
Kenma: ....
Kenma: B****
Kenma: That's not a problem, that's a solution.
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Hoshiumi: So how exactly do you hide all those cleaning materials?
Sakusa: Sometimes I have custom made jackets with bigger pockets.
Sakusa: Other times, I just slip stuff into Kageyama's pockets, so when anyone tries to touch him, they get a full on spray of alcohol.
Kageyama: So that does explain the lysol I found in my back pocket...
Komori: AND THE WET JACKET I HAVE NOW!
Sakusa: I don't give you preferential treatment even if you're my cousin -.-
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Oikawa: AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE A BLACK BELT! I WILL DEFEND TOBIO WITH MY LIFE.
Iwaizumi: From Karate?
Oikawa: No, from Gucci.
Iwaizumi: Then-
Oikawa: Dad belt :)
Iwaizumi: I stand corrected.
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Tendou: They stole from me first!
Ushijima: Mhm.
Tendou: Stole my heart...
Kageyama: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Semi: WHY. Why did you give Kageyama a KNIFE?!
Shirabu: He said he felt unsafe.
Semi: Now I feel unsafe!
Shirabu: Well, sorry?
Shirabu: ... would you like a knife?
Kageyama: Am I allowed to stab?
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Kindaichi: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Kageyama: *Annoyed* Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Kindaichi: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
Kageyama: Come on, you can burn Kunimi's house. Definitely.
Kunimi: Do it, I dare you.
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Kageyama: What time is it?
Tanaka: I don't know, pass me the viola.
Kageyama: *Passes viola*
Tanaka: *plays loudly and terribly*
Daichi: WHO THE F*** IS PLAYING THE VIOLA AT 3 AM
Kageyama: You are so cool.
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Yamaguchi: Is it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Suga: Volleyball games?
Asahi: Concerts?
Yaku: Plane tickets?
Kageyama, casually pointing to Tsukishima: Glasses?
Tsukishima: I swear you're pushing your limits.
Kageyama: Right, you're not blind.
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Suna: Look, I may not be a saint, but at least I haven't killed anyone. I'm not an arsonist either. I haven't seen someone look at Kageyama and abuse my money by buying hitmen and poisons to watch and threaten that person until I'm satisfied that they won't do anything with him again.
Kageyama: That sounds so oddly specific that I'm led to believe that you've actually done it.
Atsumu: No, he hasn't.
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Kageyama: I'm a professional volleyball player, what about you?
Tendou: I'm a professional genetic researcher, trying to remove all cancers.
Kageyama: Impressive.
Tendou: Yeah, I'm moving on to Capricorns next! Don't worry, I'll spare you.
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Haikyuu Headcanons and Drabbles
FanfictionWhile I make my other two stories, this one is just going to be like a little idea outlet, where I can put whatever I feel like putting here. It's kind of Kageyama centered cause the blueberry boi needs to be noticed and he's my favorite character :...
