Me: hello my lovely readers, my name is The_Fujoshi_5 and welcome to my Josuyasu On-
Okuyasu: You mean Josuke?
Me: O-Oh uh, Okuyasu...whatcha doing here? Why aren't you with Josuke? How'd you get in here? Why are you here?
Okuyasu: Well, I don't know where Josuke is and I went looking for him. I heard talking in here and thought he'd be in here and the door wasn't locked so I just walked in. By the why, who's Josuyasu?
Me: Well... what do you think it means?
Okuyasu: *thinks hard* Uh... I don't know? Did you just say Josuke's name wrong?
Me: *sighs* Ok, let me put it like this, what's Josuke to you?
Okuyasu: W-well uh, he's smart, kind, good with the ladies, handsome, perfect boyfriend material, cute, sexy-
Me: Well the answers the question, you like him.
Okuyasu: W-WHAT NO I DON'T
Me: Yes you do
Josuke who just walked in: Yes you do
Okuyasu: W-WHAT J-JO-JOSUKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?
Josuke: Well, I was trying to find you, I heard voices in here and the door was open so I just walked in to here this.
Me: Well Josuke, now that your here, can you confirm that you like Okuyasu?
Josuke: W-well, yes, I do like him, I think he cute-
Me: Good, now while you two have a hot make out session that'd I love to see on the couch right there, I'm gonna go get some takeout.
Josuke and Okuyasu: WHAT!!!
Me: See ya later *closes door and locks it*
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Me: Now my precious readers, as you can see from that fiasco, this whole book that I'm writing is gonna be nothing but...well, If i were to be honest that but WAY more effort.
Me: along with the stories, I'll also be making just random headcanons cause why not.
Me: So, that's all you need to know about that, now go and be free my dear readers and enjoy this books wonderful content *drive off into the sunset to go get McDonalds*
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