Author is an awful baker ;-;

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Author has volunteered to bring cupcakes to a class function. This is what happened, but the part of Father is being played by Germany and the part of Mother played by Fem! Italy.. :3

Author: It's fine! I can bake this by myself!~

daddy!Germany: Ok. Be sure to read the recipe before starting, ok?

Author: I know, It'll be fine, Daddy

Daddy!Germany: *goes to living room and starts playing on his iPad*

Mother!Fem!Italy: *is playing on her laptop in living room*

Author: *sees 1 1/3 cups of water as 3 1/3* *puts in 3 1/3 cups of water as well as everything else*

Author: Momma! I think I did this wrong....

Mother!Fem!Italy: *yelling from the living room but not angrily* What does it look like?

Author: *yelling not angrily from kitchen* Really watery!

Mother!Fem!Italy: *comes into kitchen* *looks at batter* How much water?

Author: 3 1/3 cups....

Mother!Fem!Italy: Yeah, it calls for 1 1/3 cups of water.

Author: Oh...

Author looks off into the distance and a single tear rolls down her cheek.

((that was for you, Severe))

So, Daddy!Germany ended up having to go back out to the store and buy more cake mix... ;-; Author's parents had to stay in and supervise the next non-failure batch. Daddy!Germany just sat in the kitchen playing Trivia Crack.

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