Author: Every time you draw Poland in a dress, he totally rapes a pony
Poland: What? I did not agree to you, like, saying th---
Author: *tackles him at the waist* YOU WILL BE SILENCED ONCE AND FOR ALL
Lithuania: *sees this* *leaves*
Germany: *sees this*
Poland: LIKE, HELP
Author: *bites his throat* KWEEENAOSISBSOS
Germany: I'll just be going to therapy *leaves*
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-