Belgium:*relaxing outside* Gee! Being neutral sure is relaxing!~ Don't have to worry about those men and their silly war
Germany: .. Ach! Belgium.. I mean.. Hallo.. Vould you mind moving? I'm zinking of "paying a visit" to mein old friend Francis.
Belgium: .. Oh? France?
France: *has been watching from behind a hedge* *poker face* .. Merde
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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-