Belarus: *foaming at the mouth* *spider crawling on ceiling* ApyhKdbsNAKBKWISNjsnssv
America: Oh... Looks like Belarus found my stash of cocaine.
England: More like got bitten by one if those rabid weasels I had lying around..
America: You have rabid weasels just lying around??
England: Well you have crack.
America: -.- ... Tusche, broski. Tusche.

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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-