France: *sobbing to Canada* I thought I raised you well, my young Frenchy Fry... Do you really need that d*ldo..? If you need help, I'm here for you..
Canada: .. What?..
{D*ldo: A Canadian town that I am not comfortable spelling out for the interwebs to see.}
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FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-