110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK

Russia.... And his song

Russia: *raspy voice* ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here

To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear

I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high

I go by many names but there is one you can't deny

*high pitched and goofy voice*

MY NAYME IS SATAAAAAN

WHO-OO

Hi EVERYBODY!
AHHH LEMME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIYT ABOUT MYSELF.....

MY FRIENDS ALL CALL ME OLD SCRATCH AND I AM A CAPRICORN

MY TURN ONS ARE LONG WALKS AND KILLING THE UNBORN

Baltics: *huddling in corner crying* heeelp uuuusssss

Russia: I GOT LIL' DEVIL HORNS AND A LIL GOATEE AND LIL DEVIL EYES TA HELP A LIL DEVIL SEE AND LIL CLOVEN HOOVES THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO SKI

I'M SATAAAAAAN

Russia: *pulls off face and body to reveal that he, is in fact, Sealand*

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Ok, so no more of that because my thumbs are cramping up. ;-;