110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK

Severe, please read this ;-;

**This is a real conversation at my lunch yesterday**

Friend1: I just don't like Hetalia that much. It's stupid!

Author: It makes more sen-

Severe's Boo: Hey (guy friend) I know how to get TSP to like you!

GuyFriend: The {Pasta}! She's my {PASTA} cousin dumb {PASTA}

Severe's boo: Just put on some german clothes and get blonde hair and blue eyes!

GuyFriend: You're a wanker. *eats food*

Author: Hey! Look, I ship him an-

Severe's boo: I have a feeling you'll get a cardboard cut out of Germany and strap a dildo to it and then have sex with it.

Author: That's disgusting! Why wo-

Severe's boo: Oh you would

Author's BFF: No! She ships Germany and Italy. But I still hate that show

**This whole {pasta}ing conversation was all of lunch, but I shortened it.**
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SEVERE GET YOU GOD {PASTA} BOY FRIEND UNDER CONTROL! I KNOW YOU WERENT THERE BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES HETALIA OTHER THAN YOU! They kept ragging me about it at lunch on Monday! I can't contact you anywhere else, and I'm really worried about you, and I don't really have anyone to talk to!

{Edit: Severe is OK!}