Author: *creepy smile* Hey, Russia! Estonia! C'mere~
Russia: ^J^' Heh, what is it miss author?
Estonia: *_* Hmm
Author: KISSSSS *bangs their heads together*
Russia: *dies*
Estonia: *laying on the in the fetal position ground dying*
Author: Oh....
Iggy: *drunk as a dog* SEED DIS IS WAI YOU CAN'T HAB NICE THIYNGS AUTHOR!!! *passes out*
Author: Oh.. Um... more dead bodies... ^^'

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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-