Why I Can't Have Nice Things

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Author: *creepy smile* Hey, Russia! Estonia! C'mere~

Russia: ^J^' Heh, what is it miss author?

Estonia: *_* Hmm

Author: KISSSSS *bangs their heads together*

Russia: *dies*

Estonia: *laying on the in the fetal position ground dying*

Author: Oh....

Iggy: *drunk as a dog* SEED DIS IS WAI YOU CAN'T HAB NICE THIYNGS AUTHOR!!! *passes out*

Author: Oh.. Um... more dead bodies... ^^'

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