Text!America: Let's have a yo' momma off! Yo' momma so fat, she went AROUND the house!
Text!England: Erm.. Ok. Your mother was so obese she never had sex and, therefore, never conceived you! How was that?
Text!U.S.: Dude. I think I just died a little in the inside...

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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-