Your mother

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Text!America: Let's have a yo' momma off! Yo' momma so fat, she went AROUND the house!

Text!England: Erm.. Ok. Your mother was so obese she never had sex and, therefore, never conceived you! How was that?

Text!U.S.: Dude. I think I just died a little in the inside...

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