America: *trying to hit England* IH am mah OWN country
England: *trying to hit America* No! That is /my/ land and you /will/ pay my taxes and you /will/ obey my laws!
America: Wha--? I sailed across an
/ocean/ to be my own countryEngland: /my/ land
America: an /ocean/
England: /my/ people
America: OCEAN
England: /my/ money!
America: FREAKING /OCEAN/

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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-