America: *walking down the street*
Ireland: *sees him*
America: Oh god
Ireland: *runs toward him* VISIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
America: Ireland
Ireland: I HAVE CASTLES
America: What are you doin'
Ireland: AND SHEEP
America: Ireland
Ireland: *shoves sheep in his face* LOOK AT THE SHEEP
America: Stahp
Ireland: ARE THE SHEEP NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
America: I am extremely uncomfortable
Ireland: WE HAVE RUINS 'N' S***
Anerica: Ireland get the sheep off me I can't breathe
And that was the story of how America developed a fear of the color green
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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
