110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK

Germany is cruel ;-;

**GERMANY AND FEM!ITALY ARE IN A CAR, TRAVELING DOWN THE INTERSTATE***

Italy: *eating a strawberry* *rolls down window and flicks the green part out* *tries to roll up window, but it won't budge* GERMANY!

Germany: *looks over* Vhat?

Italy: THE WINDOW WON'T ROLL UP, SEE! *frantically pushes button, but the window still won't move*

Germany: *leans over, pushes button, and it rolls up* Wow, Italy. And I zhought you vere dense before.

Italy: But.. *eats another strawberry* *rolls down window, flicks out the top of it* *tries to roll it up, but it will not* GERMANYYYYYYYYYY

Germany: Did jou break mein car, Italy?

Italy: I DON'T KNOWWW

Germany: *leans over and rolls it up* Italy, you... are stupid.

Italy: ;-; **repeats the strawberry and window thing** GERMANY HELP ME

Germany: *leans over and rolls it up*

Italy: *notices that he has been pushing the window lock button the entire time*

Germany: *sees that she noticed* AHAHAHAHAHA

Italy: GERMANY, WHY

Germany: Because I can. **Thinks to himself: I've been waiting for that one all week..**

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That was an actual scenario on Friday.

I hope my pain amuses you

Jk, love you guys <3

You are all beautiful Llamas

Or special snowflakes

Or, (some of you <3) mentally retarted Garden Gnomes

Peace out, my lovely freaks