Ireland: I am gay. I want to be married....
**RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE**
Ireland: 'TIS NOW LEGAL!
**Actual rainbow appears in the sky**
America: *squint* You f***--
Ireland: *knees him in the balls* YOU SUCK
America: *dying*
Ireland: IT'S LEGAL IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY! I AM THE FIRST OF MY KIND! TAKE THAT ENGLAND!
England: *surrounded by alcohol* Where did I go wrong... All my children are absolute nutters... *downs a beer*
Ireland: BITE ME, *****
England: WATCH YOUR ******* MOUTH
Ireland: I TAKE SEVRE OFFENSE TO THAT, MOTHER
England: YOU ARE A DISGRA--
Ireland: *kicks him in the balls* SCREWWWWWW YOUUUUUUUUU
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I'm sorry if this offends anyone, and that this is just a smidge late! But there is amazing news: IRELAND WAS THE FIRST COUNTRY TO LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE ALL OVER THE ENTIRE COUNTRY!! There were rainbow flags everywhere, and an actual rainbow appeared at one point! See, god does /not/ hate gays. TAKE THAT WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH!
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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
