110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK

My Father Is EVILLLLL

So this just happened..... The part of my father will be played by No Shave November America.....

Earlier, author was messing with her father's beard. And poking his face. Whilst whispering "Daddy". And she also put the cat-toy-that-is-attached-to-a-string-and-stick on his face.

A couple hours later......

Author: *is sitting in a chair sipping coffee*

Author's Father: *walks up in front of her* *gently takes her coffee and puts it on the table*

Author: Woman, what are you doin'?

Author's Father: Wrong answer. *leams down and holds her face in place whilst rubbing his scruffy beard on the side of her face* SO YOU THINK IT'S SCRUFFY, HUH?

Author: HAIDEOSSBSGAISVSJSKFBFORKTOEUR

That side of my face is numb now ;__;