America: Hey. Germany, check out this list of Germany phrases I have! I wanna use 'em on your leader person lady!
Germany: *examines list* Well, these /would/ make an impression on her..
America: Really!
Germany: That was sarcasm.
America: .. Oh.. Will you help
Me brush up on my german then? I remember getting into it when Mr. Twain was around. It gave me such a headache with the ge-thingy at the end of every sentence, and is it still cool to say also when you've forgotten something 'cause I forget things and--
Germany: Any chance we could start sometime today?
America: Umm... Uhm...
Germany: Any time.
America: Well it's not my fault! I was just thinking the gender thing! In english things are it's not he's and she's, and let's just say I wanna know what gender Nutella is--
Prussia: *pops up* Did someone say Nutella?
Germany: Wait!
Prussia: Don't believe a word this dumkoff tells you, specs, it's feminine
Germany: it's a loan word! It's neutral..
Prussia: You are a gigantic liar, what's it even like? Die Nusscreme?
Germany: It comes in a jar, Ein Glas.
Austria: *in the distance* It's feminine, you idiots! Go brush up on your latin!
Prussia: Know what? I change my mind; it's Die Nutella now
Germany: WHAT
And that was the story of how Prussia ended up with a toupee, my children.
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FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
