Happy Valentines Day!

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This is a Crack Fiction, and it is of UsUk, from America's POV.

Y'know, I really Twinkies. But, Hostess stopped making Twinkies, and today I have eaten the last one. Sigh. So, I've been thinking, why not join the southern part of me, and make homemade fried.... EVERYTHING! And it would be impossible for me to become obese, because I AM MAGICALLLLLL!!

There we go! Happy Valentines Day everyone, and if you don't have a boy/girl friend, remember: You are a strong, independent woman who don't need no man! (Or woman, I don't judge)

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