Only in America, can you get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance
Example:
America: Yay! My pizza's here!
England: *on the ground bleeding* WHERE THE #%£$ IS THE BLEEDING AMBULANCE
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
