110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK

Canada!!

Author: *finally finished the above drawing* Phew! My legacy is finished!

Canada: *uses magic anime powers to pop up* Um, could I see?

Author: Ok. It is you after all~

Canada: *looks at drawing* The crotch looks weird.

Author: Well it's like those old Timey revolutionary war pants. I think that's how they looked. I made this 100% free hand

Canada: Well it still looks weird.

Author: Well, WHY IS YOUR CROTCH SO FREAKIN HARD TO DRAW SIR

Prussia: *walks in on that moment* *opens mouth like he's gonna say something* *closes mouth* *leaves*

Canada: AUTHOR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KNOW HE THINKS THAT WE'RE DOING WEIRD STUFFFFFF

Author: WELL YOU WERE THE ONE THAT JUST HAD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CROTCH LOOKING WEIRD!!

Canada: WELL YOU DREW IT WEIRD SO IT IS YOUR FAULT!! YOU SUCK AT DRAWING GUY'S CROTCHES

2p! Canada: *walks in* The eff

Canada: *turns back to author* SEE NOW HE THINKS WE'RE DOING WEIRD THINGS TOO!! UGH WHY ARE YOU SO SUCKY AT DRAWING CROTCHES AUTHOR

Author: IM ONLY LIKE 14 WHY DO WANT ME TO BE GOOD AT THAT DO YOU THINK IM SOME KIND O-

2p! Canada: Cut this the hail out! *drags out canada* I have something to do with you, anyway~

Author: WHY AM I EVERYONE'S THIRD WHEEL!! JESUS CHRIST ON A UNICYCLE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE IF AN ARGUMENT AND HE TAKES HIM AWAY!!! *scream in anger*

Italy: Shhhhh bby u bootiful *licks face*

Author: THE CHAPSTICK, ITALY

Italy: I was in Tumblr for 73 hours straight. :D

Author: I like your shoelaces!

Italy: Thanks, I got them from the President

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And that was what was going on in my subconscious when I was finishing this drawing. I started to talk to the pencils and made little screaming sounds when I erased. ;-; This is why J can't have nice things. And that phrase is so overused, but I'm in the habit of saying it. 'Tis a viscous cycle.