SOMEONE WILL BE OFFENDED MOST LIKELY! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Author: Hey~ I figured out the French salute!
France: And it is....?
Author: *puts hands over her head* JE ME RENDS ((I SURRENDER))
France: TT^TT Zhat was cruel
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America: What do you call an asian on the moon?
Author: I dunno
America: AN ASTRONAUT YOU RACIST PIG
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Germany: So Hitler walks pa--
Author: *slaps him* NO HOLOCAUST JOKES YOU SOULLESS GARDEN GNOME
Germany: ... Garden Gnome?
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**PARAPLEGIC (limbless people) JOKES**
Author: What do you call a paraplegic on the wall?
America: Author no
Author: Art
America: People are going to hate you
Author: Why did Sally fall of the swing
America: Stahp
Author: Because she had no arms
America: Author, /please/
Author: Knock Knock
America: *sigh* Who's there?
Author: Not Sally.
America: -.- This is why people don't like you, Author
YOU ARE READING
110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
