Italy: *chasing an imaginary thief*
Japan: Itary, what are you doring?
Italy: I HAVE-A COUGHT-A THE THIEF!! *tries to tackle Japan but misses*
Japan: *thoroughly freaked out* ITARY WHAT ARR YOU DORING?
Italy: GO PIKACHU!! *throws a rat that was painted yellow at Japan*
Japan: *rat lands in his face, and he is stumbling around trying to get it off*
Author: *takes rat off Japan's face* OK!! Who gave Italy crack??
Germany; *slowly raises hand*

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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
Hayran KurguThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-