Germany: China! To commemorate your rising importance, one of our leading scientific journals has you as the main focus!
China: I am honored, aru~
Germany: We even had someone find a famous poem of yours to put on the cover.
China: Really? I look forward to seeing it..
China: *looks at it* *sweat drop and blue face lines* EH?
Germany: Do you like the poem?
China: -Thinking- Is this some kind of western joke? Is it rude not to laugh?
China: *deep breath* This kind of thing should not me read in polite company, aru
Germany: Please, China. I insist, I must know how bad it is.
China: Well, loosely speaking, it says "We have employed lots of girls in our daytime show. Jiamei as director will lead pretty girls with hot bodies that will stir up your sexual fires. They are hot, sexy, and enchanting."
Germany: O_O
Germany: I don't understand! I had Prussia visit your place for this purpose, and he said he got them from a reputable source. He said it had a very good reputation and attracted a lot of admirers!
China: This sort of writing is usually found in strip bars, aru
Germany: Wait a moment..
China: I have brothers, too y'know
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FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-