America: ENGLAND!
England: What
America:... I'm cold
England: Go sit in the corner.
America: Why?
England: Because... IT'S NINTEY DEGREES
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France: I 'ave advanced military techniques!
Author: *snort* Yeah. Advanced surrender techniques.
France: I aM SoO OffEnDEd
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Author: Why are there trees lining the streets of Paris?
France: I fraking know don't ask me
Author: So the Germans can march in the shade
France: That was a very emotional time for me! All those Germans ransacking everything!
Germany: *in the distance* I SAID I WAS SORRY
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And so concludes my dad jokes (for now)
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