Italy: *doing insanely good crumping/break dance with Romano and America*
The BTT and the Magic Trio: *just grooving and being generally awesome* ((DID YOU GET MY REFERENCE? No, you didn't and I should stop now.. Ok..)
Germany: •___• *whispers* How do I social?
Russia: *is an ok DJ, then he plays Uptown Funk*
Everyone: *freezes before doing amazing little dances*
Germany: *drinks 14 sodas* I SHALL DANCE UNTIL I CANNOT WALK *becomes best dancer in the whole place*
U.S.A: DANCE OFF BROSKI
Germany: BRING IT
**proceed to have the most awesome dance off ever**
Everyone else: *is holding hands in a circle, doing weird dances*
Romania: Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacri..fise..?
Everyone else: *has stopped and is giving Romania a "Bro Like So Not Cool" look*
***HOUR AND A HALF LATERRR**^
Poland: *is doing a slow dance with Lithuania and softly singing*
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And that's the end. I had my Social/Dance thingy tonight and I had many funs! I even stole one of my friends' (his tie was tied around his forehead) glasses. Managed to blend into the crowd, until I have them back. He almost killed me but it was worth it. And the pizza was /amazing/ not your average every day "This is alright pizza" this was "Holy crap guys I think my taste buds died and went to taste bud heaven" pizza
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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-