England: *sigh* Look, Scotland. I think we should stay married because of tax reasons and-- SCOTLAND STOP CRYING I'M SAYING SOMETHING NICE TO YOU
Scotland: *is wearing a dress and sobbing* YOU NEVER LOVED ME
England: IT WAS AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE
Scotland: EVEN YOUR FLAG POLES HATE ME
England: IT WAS JUST A FAULTY STRING NOW C'MERE AND HUG ME
Scotland: I'M LEAVING YOU *tries to leave*
England: You will never leave.. *grabs Scotland's arm and starts digging his nails in*
Scotland: EHHHHHHHH
England: *starts punching him* I *punch* LOVE YOU *punch* SO
MUCH
Wales: *in the corner with a dead pan* *whispers* Scotland fight back, I swear to god.. All this noise... All I wanted was a crossword.. Is that so much to ask? Apparently so *more angry muttering*
America: *in another corner next to Canada* This I left on the first place...
Canada: *stoned and eating pancakes*
Ireland: *walks in* Oh god not again.. *leaves
***THE FLAGPOLE thing was a humor humor about when England tried to raise the Scottish flag on flagpole with the British flag to keep Scotland in the UK, but halfway on up, the string broke on the Scottish flag and it fell to the ground.
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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
