OH NO THY DID NOT

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Ok, so in History class, we were studying Aron Burr and Alexander Hamilton. They didn't get along, bla bla bla, and our teacher said "And some angry letters were exchanged" So this poped up into my head

Burr's Letter: THY MOTHER ART A LLAMMA

Hamilton's letter: OH NO THY DID NOT

Burr's letter: OH YES, I DID

Hamilton's letter: THY TAKETH THAT BACK

Burr's letter: I SHALL NOT

Hamilton's letter: THOU ARE A STANKY HOE

Burr's letter: WE MUST DUEL

And that was the events leading to the duel in which Alexander Hamilton was shot and killed by Arron Burr.

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