England: *walking in the woods*
**A WILD MOOSE APPEARS**
England: Oh. How nice.
Canada: *runs by naked* FREEEEEEEEEE HEALTH CAAAAAAAAARE
England: Well ok then... *continues walking*
**A BALD EAGLE FLIES OVERHEAD**
England: Oh please no *tries to climb a tree but fails*
America: *tramples England in a Captain America costume* FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOM
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
