((The song above is ta fête by Stromae))
Author: *listing to the song above* o..m..g FRANCEY PANTS GET OVER HERE
France: *uses magic anime powers to pop up* *heroic pose* 'Tis I, the Frenchiest Fry!
Author: *rubs his face* I loooveeeee youuurrrrrrr moooooosssssiiiccccccc
France: *sigh* Merci. Now 'o gave you sugar.
Author: I was allowed to make my own breakfast
France: And what did you make?
Author: LuckyCharms with the fancy maple syrup and whipped cream
France: *throws over his shoulder* We're talking to your father.
Author: But Fraaaance!
France: *tries to talk with my dad*
Dad: *can't see/hear France* *continues to play on iPad*
France: -.- Why am the responsible one in this situation.
Author: H*ll if I know.
France: ...
Author: NOW TIME FOR AN ANIME MARATHON AND MY JUNK FOOD COOKIES!!
France: Hm??
Author: They look like vanilla Oreos, but have sugary peanut butter filling. I ate 15 :3
France: How are you still thin
Author: *whispers* maaagiiic
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
