Russia: Today we will be baking with Author!
Author: Huh? I have plans today. Maybe some other time, Russia... *tries to run*
Russia: *puts hand on shoulder* *closed eye smile* You will bake, da?
Author: No. I really do have plans!
Russia: If you don't I'll have to use.... *sparkles everywhere* Magic metal Pipe Of Pain!
Author: *whimpers* Ok! ;-; *whispers* send help!
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I just realized something.... Writing a book like this... Is like role playing with yourself... ;-; so loneleh
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
