The misadventure of Iggy and Author: Japan and his butter

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Author+Iggy: *have set up cameras in Japan's house to see what he does in his spare time, because they are a bunch of lifeless losers*

Japan: *opens small door*

Japan: phew. I horpe nobody sawr me enter my butter croset! *proceeds to rub butter all over himself* ooh yes sweet sweet butter

Author: .____.

Japan: * continues to rub butter on self* mmmmmmmmmmm *gurgle-y noises*

Author: Well, now that I've been emotionally scarred, time for Austria!

Iggy: Tally ho!

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