[France is in his kitchen]
*looks around nervously before opening cabinet and pulling out Chef Boyarde Ravioli*
France: Well it's better zhan nozhing
** A few minutes later **
France: *takes a bite* *spits it out* Hell no, screw this sh*t. I'm ordering take out

YOU ARE READING
110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanficThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-