Author: *on a disney movie marathon* Hmmmmmm.... Idea! *light bulb flickers in then dies*
*some time later*
Author: *has gathered al countries together in a large room* Now I bet you all are wondering why I gathered you here today.
Germany: Ja. For vonce, I am.
Author: Iggwad, did you bring the book as instructed?
Iggy: Yes. *walks forward and gives Author a large spell book*
Author: Good boy. Now Alfred, did you bring the movies?
Alfred: Yes. *walks forward and gives author a large bag of Disney movies*
Author: Excellent. France, did you bring the perfume?
France: Oui. *walks forward and gives author some perfume*
Author: *takes out large bucket* *dumps movies into bucket* *starts chanting spell out of book* *movies melt into an almost potion* *dumps perfume into bucket*
**POOOOF***
*all the countries turned into disney Princesses*
Rapunzel!Germany: *jumps off bridge into heavy traffic*
Anastasia!Author: Umm, I'm sure he'll be fine! *runs away*
SleepingBeauty!America: *grabs her* Oh no you don't! Change us back!
Author: Dude. All you have to do is take off the wig, costume, and make up. Boom! Back to normal.
SleepingBeauty!America: So I destroyed all my classic Disney movies for nothing *insane smile and eye twitch* Hehhehehehehehehe
Anastasia! Author: Umm...... Yes? Iggy halp!
Jane!Iggy: No.
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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
