THE CORN STARCH REBELLION

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HistoryTeacher!America: Ok class, number your papers 1 to 5

Class: *does so*

HT!America: Ok, I didn't want to print off copies of your test, so I'll say the question and you write down the answer you think fits.

Class: Ok

HT!America: Ok! Question One: What was the rebellion after the government banned a corn product?

Girl: God! Ih down't knohw thihs oyne ((Southern accent FAIL))

SmartKid: You should.. We just went over it...

Girl: Oh! Ih gowt iht! Iht's tha Corn Starch Rebellion!

Author: I weep for my country

**Everyone in that class now brings that up every chance they get**

Author: It's great living in a rural southern town *laughter slowly turns to sobs*

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